What is the definition of Cooked Math?

Ah, 'cooked math' - the culinary cousin of a math class that's so over-the-top, it's like a math teacher's attempt at stand-up comedy. Picture this: a math problem that's been mashed up with all the sauces, spices, and seasonings of a bad cooking show. It's like when you try to eat a plate of spaghetti carbonara - you know it's not exactly your favorite dish, but hey, someone's got to make math taste better!

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Here's an unsettling example sentence using 'cooked math': "After years of studying the Pythagorean theorem, I finally figured out how to make a perfect 'cooked math' pizza - with an extra sprinkle of existential dread."